friends quote

when guys see me the want to do me.
i know that now.
they dont know if they like me yet.
they usually dont until after they sleep with me.

IMMA GENIUS IN THE SHOWER...

and other things i never seem to have a pen for.

gas station guy, i dont get him. but we like each other.
i decided to tell him it was cool that he never talked to me,
and now he doesnt really.

how long do cats last?
or dogs for that matter?
how long before i can i have a hair free, puke free house?

BLOG SCHMOG

where are my shoes?
in the middle of the floor?
No,
Those are J's.
mine are behind them,
pushed under the bed.
Forgotten.

i am the best consult outside a dermatological office

you lady.
come in
tell me you like makeup
but really you like free
cuz your not here the rest of the year,
while we give away everything else.
you dont know
we are not expensive.
if you buy right.
i would tell you.
but you are defensive.
you like to waste time
my time
and i will send you off with anything i can find.

if you hear,
i will fix you.
I create great skin for everyone i see.
listen to me.

it must be the wind.

seems like every one has issues.
somehow i have been missed,
or i have missed them.
still autumn,
still cool.

fuck you mr

you fuckin suck ass
you kiss and blow.
mr, you both,
are bitches in a haystack.

so easy to find,
and easy to forget.
i feel a small need to tell you
how you have fucked up,
but more so,
I leave you.
by yourself,
as i found you.
good luck

client-telling

its fall in retail
the coats are out
the gifts are on.
its almost dark when i get to work,
and its raining when i leave.
its a nice feeling.
i go out to smoke,
wait to see the leaves change,
people have no excuse to be outside.
it will be a good season.

i know your name.
of course i do.
i can even figure what you buy,
before you do.
open ended questions,
decide your whole life,
or just your spending habits,
and that is all i care about.

who cares that this is a recession.
i can't afford what i sell you.

i get mine for free.