friends quote

when guys see me the want to do me.
i know that now.
they dont know if they like me yet.
they usually dont until after they sleep with me.

IMMA GENIUS IN THE SHOWER...

and other things i never seem to have a pen for.

gas station guy, i dont get him. but we like each other.
i decided to tell him it was cool that he never talked to me,
and now he doesnt really.

how long do cats last?
or dogs for that matter?
how long before i can i have a hair free, puke free house?

BLOG SCHMOG

where are my shoes?
in the middle of the floor?
No,
Those are J's.
mine are behind them,
pushed under the bed.
Forgotten.